underwear trauma

One day when I was in junior high, my father started screaming about something to my mother. Then he accused me of having sex with my neighbor and good friend. He had proof in the form of a pair of tighty whiteys. HA! I could not believe it. His justification was that the colored stripes on the band were of different colors than the ones he owned. I could not believe the insanity. I thought he was joking. His rant went on for at least an hour until my mother found another pair of his underwear with the same stripes in his dresser. He never apologized. I seriously thought he was going to hurt me.

I guess that's why I prefer men who wear boxers or go commando.